To mother: Mother, I am so sorry; it was an accident. You see I was just walking down the hall and someone left some spilled water on the floor which caused me to trip. It wasn't my fault, as a matter of fact I'm the one that's hurt. I need a band-aid mommy.
To bestfriend: Yo, you should of been there my football catch was too epic. My older brother threw a football at me and I was in the middle of the living room . I jumped for it and fell on the top of the lamp that my mother had since she was 10. I was fine though and I caught the ball!
To three year old: I didn't break the lamp, it just fell from the table.
To neighbor: The lamp fell from the table. There was a small earthquake.
A minister: I happened to be walking toward the lamp because my mother had left a sandwich there for me to consume. As I approached the sandwich I didn't see the lamp connected so I tripped over the wire and the lamp fell off of the table.
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